近两天，一段天津某邮政储蓄所营业厅被抢劫的视频在网上流传，引起广泛关注。大家关注此事的原因是此劫匪太好笑：他手持一把钉锤，坚持不懈地砸了防暴玻璃约4分钟，终于砸开一个洞，钻进柜台里抢劫。对比影片中的专业劫匪，网友们戏称，这真是史上最没有技术含量、最不专业，但也是最淡定的银行劫匪。
画面中一名背着包的男子走进了位于天津宝坻闹市区的一储蓄所。当等他走到大堂时突然停了下来，慢慢地从口袋里掏出了一个面具，接着从包里拿出一个铁锤，朝着窗口的玻璃就是一顿猛砸。屋内的工作人员都吓坏了，赶忙打电话报警。劫匪毫不紧张，从容地一下接一下，继续砸玻璃。见劫匪只顾砸玻璃，一名银行工作人员提着钱箱进了里屋，留下另一名拿着警棍的工作人员继续打电话求救。劫匪试图进入屋内，可发现砸的洞太小，只能将头伸进去，只好重新再开始砸玻璃。折腾5分钟后，劫匪终于进入了屋内，将各个柜台搜刮一遍之后，准备逃走。刚将一只脚迈出玻璃外，两名警察赶到，抓住劫匪的脚，结果还是被劫匪挣脱，这回轮到警察砸玻璃了，留下劫匪从容地从后门逃跑，从画面来看，一名警察似乎开了一枪，但由于角度问题，只打到电脑，没打到劫匪。
最终，劫匪还是被民警抓住。有人统计了一下，这劫匪4分钟就抡了198下的斧头。
（以上新闻来源腾讯网）
小编：这个……这个真是雷死人不偿命啊，第一次看到视频时俺都不敢相信是真的，保安都跑哪儿去了，竟然能让人家砸上4分钟！砸窗哥乃真素太淡定、太执着了……其实各地都会有些让人大跌眼镜的劫匪，下面我们就来搜罗一些囧囧有神的银行劫匪们：
1. After a bank robber handed a teller a note the teller gave it back to him because it was illegible. The teller told the bank robber that it needed to be rewritten. As the robber was rewriting the note the teller activated a silent alarm. After the police arrived and arrested him the robber was sentenced to write "I will not rob banks" on a large blackboard one thousand times.
某个银行劫匪递给柜员一张纸要他给钱，但是柜员以看不清楚纸上写的数字为由让他重写。就在劫匪拿回去重写时，柜员拉响了无声警报器。就这样劫匪被警察逮捕了，还被罚在一块大黑板上写1000遍我不再抢银行。
2. One California bank robber attempted to hold up a bank in Anaheim that had gone out of business.
加利福尼亚的一个银行劫匪企图抢劫阿纳海姆市的一家银行，可惜那家银行已经倒闭了。
3. Another Californian robbed a bank close to his home. While making his getaway he ran into his mom, who turned him in.
另一个加利福尼亚劫匪抢劫了自家附近的一家银行，他正要逃走时却撞见了自己老妈，老妈把他交给了警方。
4. A teller in a bank in Panorama City, California was handed a demand note that said, "I have a gun. Give me all your twenties in this envelope." The teller told the robber, "All I've got is two twenties." The robber took the $40 and left.
在加利福尼亚州的帕诺拉马，一个柜员收到一张要钱的便条，上面写着：我有枪，把你所有的20美元都装在这个信封里给我。柜员告诉他：我只有两张20美元。于是劫匪就带着这40美元离开了。
5. A man broke into a bank when it was closed in order to steal their video camera. While he was stealing it his image was recorded at a remote location.
在银行关门后，一个男人破门而入想要偷银行的摄像机。就在他实施偷窃的过程中，他的影像已经在远处的某个地方被清晰地录了下来。
6. After waiting on line at the Community First Bank in Fargo, North Dakota a man wrote out a ransom note and handed it to the teller. The teller gave him the money and he ran out the door. The man wrote the note on his personal bank deposit form. The police went to the man's home in Grand Forks, North Dakota and arrested him.
在美国北达科他州法哥的第一社区银行，某男人在排完队轮到他办理业务时将一张勒索便条递给了柜员，柜员如数给了他现金后他夺门而出。然而男人所用的便条是自己的银行储蓄单，于是（银行查到了他的信息，）警察去到了他在大福克斯的家中将他逮捕了。
7. In Rouen, France a bank robber jumped into a car and shouted, "Get away quick, before the cops come." He mistakenly had jumped into the back of a police car.
在法国鲁昂，一个银行劫匪跳进了一辆小汽车里大叫：在警察来之前滚开！可是他犯了严重的错误，他跳进的是警车后座。
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